January 2012
1 tag
“The same nigga that called your momma a bitch
That called your wife a ho
Yo,...”
– M.O.P., Instigator
if you ever want to feel old, ask about a girl and have your friends go “dude, she’s 21”. I’m like, FUCK’S SAKE JACKASS I’M NOT EVEN THIRTY YET I’M GOING TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH A SHOVEL
December 2011
8 tags
I DON'T KNOW HOW THE CONVERSATION GOT HERE
Clover: I bet Matt Smith has a huge cock.
Me: Err...
Clover: I mean Eccleston he had one of those thick manly one, and Tennant probably has a long skinny one he's too proud of, but I bet Matt Smith is one of those tall skinny white boys who's got himself a horsecock.
Me: This is what you think about when you watch Doctor Who?
ah, unpacking.
time to start the apartment search in earnest, earnest-ness. though this weekly hotel ain’t so bad. cheap, cheerful (actually mostly old gay men and art students), and well located. lawyers, guns, and money.
EPROPS.
thedukeofyork:
The reputation points were called eProps.
eProps and comments.
ah, where I was a king
languisceilcor asked: I hate you.
torie and vaccerelli do russian satellites
moon-queen-riri:
vaccerelli:
moon-queen-riri:
vaccerelli:
moon-queen-riri:
Lol vaccerelli is actually ukranian instead of german
I DIDN’T EVEN THINK I WAS ALL THAT GERMAN I JUST THOUGHT MY GRANDFATHER WAS YOUNG AND ALL “OH SHIT, NAZIS, TIME TO DITCH”
this explains the nihilism and insane amounts of drinking I suppose
GENETICS!
I’m a…Ukranitalian!?
well it certainly explains a...
torie and vaccerelli do russian satellites
moon-queen-riri:
vaccerelli:
moon-queen-riri:
Lol vaccerelli is actually ukranian instead of german
I DIDN’T EVEN THINK I WAS ALL THAT GERMAN I JUST THOUGHT MY GRANDFATHER WAS YOUNG AND ALL “OH SHIT, NAZIS, TIME TO DITCH”
this explains the nihilism and insane amounts of drinking I suppose
GENETICS!
I’m a…Ukranitalian!?
well it certainly explains a lot of things
explains what?!
...
moon-queen-riri:
Lol vaccerelli is actually ukranian instead of german
I DIDN’T EVEN THINK I WAS ALL THAT GERMAN I JUST THOUGHT MY GRANDFATHER WAS YOUNG AND ALL “OH SHIT, NAZIS, TIME TO DITCH”
this explains the nihilism and insane amounts of drinking I suppose
GENETICS!
I’m a…Ukranitalian!?
speaking of Russians
Mom: Your grandfather is sick again.
Me: The old kraut finally kicks it, huh?
Mom: Why do you call him that?
Me: He's...old...and kraut-y.
Mom: He's not kraut-y. What is kraut-y?
Me: German.
Mom: My father is not GERMAN.
Me: What? But. But his name was "Monteborg" before he moved here.
Mom: He's Ukranian.
Me: He what now?
Mom: Yeah, he was just in Germany for business deals before he came to America.
Me: I. I. I.
Mom: YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYONE
[jewish mother crying, guilt trips ensue]
EARLY SHIFT AT WORK RATHER THAN LATE?!
Paaaaaaarty
There is nothing wrong with waking up and then going to a bar ten minutes later, right?
“Now the light fades out,
and I wonder what I’m doing in a room like this...”
– Gary Numan, “Are Friends Electric”
jesus this apartment is a god damn mess and a half
I guess a heavy drinker living with two hardcore stoners who don’t ever sort is, you know, not surprising
Vicodin
“Yj know I Norma blot don’t get chaff like this, think the sleep debt derby divide up my brain?”
I don’t even know, man.
twoonish asked: thank you for making me aware of joseph gilgun.
71 reservation checks.
33 parking resolutions.
28 early out paperwork forms.
28 room certification checklists.
14 maintenance follow ups.
AND NO FUCKING PARTRIDGES IN PEAR TREES
Your body, not your soul
A couple of times in conversation today chicks I know said “the guy I’m in love with” and then got all premenstrual on me when I scoffed at them. Had I been more articulate, I would have said “listen, I don’t believe anyone is in love until you can feel it. Like in the wires. In the way you talk and see the universe. You? You’re not IN LOVE. You have A...
atticwindow asked: I was relying on you to work the graveyard shift again so I would have someone to talk to tonight.
