February 2011
the Night of the Undercover Cupcakes
so, long story short
undercover cops had infiltrated said cupcake even in hopes of finding a certain fugitive fat lady who, amazingly, turned out to be there
I have spent a lot of my night with a lot of cops cracking up over how fucked up it is to find A FUCKING FAT LADY FUGITIVE HIDING OUT AT A CUPCAKE CONTEST
the best was the lead detective, going “I swear this must be some kind of...
get ready to jelly -- GUESS WHO'S HELPING JUDGE A...
it’s all about networking, I tell you
I’ve concierge’d for the event a few times but this time they’re like well sir you in the nice suit why I do say why don’t you have a few of the finer cupcakes
whoooooooo
(I might save a few for the friends, o’ course)
January 2011
3 tags
dear dvd-rips
it is unfair to have the first twenty-five minutes of a movie and then cut out for blackness for the next hour and a half, especially when I took a couple of hours of my precious life to download you
you fuck
YOU FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU — sincerely, Vaccerelli
lamesoeur asked: How on Earth am I more of a hipster than you are? To be a hipster you have to do things ironically, and to do that implies... doing things. Which as we all know, isn't my bag.
lamesoeur asked: But I hadn't previously read that NOW HAD I OH BRILLIANT ONE
lamesoeur asked: And out of context it's not THE most hipster thing I've ever read. You're right. Totally my fault.
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the kisses of the acid dove reverberate, a chilling touch of birdly lips upon the scarred, scared soul. the ember wings do flap in the night, a shower of phoenix thoughts and flying flames — reflected, so casually, in the oil-slick water of tears the spirit does shed. walk, watch, and wait, when the acid dove dives into a man, into a woman, for suicide, poetry, and swordplay are soon to...
“girls like a beard because it means commitment. they had to stick with not...”
– Clover
then there was the day where everyone stepped out and the entire world was blue — not like it had been painted blue, or soaked in blue, but everything, grass, ground, eyes, skin, sky and air was choked with blue. at first, of course, it was the artists who ran mad, with only one color and one shade to work with. the suicides were horrendous. then the military ran into problems. in a world of...
I wonder if your average person gets told "you're...
srsly
this saturday in vaccerellia home of the...
best classified as
moodiness
moodiness
drinking
ACID TRIP
drinking
moodiness
well, and wackiness of course
OHHHHH THE EARTH DIED SCRRREEAAMING WHILE I LAYYYY DREAMING
acid western -- aka before I go, tell my why the...
‘fore I came up the canyon, come across three varmints that looked like men — Peckerwood Pete, Texas Terry, and I can’t reckon th’ fuck the third’s name was but he had a beard like two bears stapled to his godawful face and that shotgun opened up the guts behind him like the red flower of god. the other two had some sixguns but they didn’t see nothing but the...
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BALLS OUT DMV GETS READY TO LOSE SOME REALITY
time to drop some intense acid with the roommates
trufax from vaccerellitown
short girls are way better in the sack, but tall girls are better kissers
possibly, however, due to angles and distribution
though with short girls you can pick them up and kiss them like a world war two flick, so
IF ONLY I HAD A GRAPH
that awkward moment when you realize how creepy...
I mean sure he was a swell enough guy some of the time
but deep down inside
he was a man of a deep rage — a man of problems, full of psychosis. the masks, they spoke to him in the night, while he slept. in many voices, in a susurrus of spoken commands, in the darkness of his salesman soul, they spoke. they commanded. they drove him into the yawning, gaping mouth of madness.
the...
speaking as someone who has a permanent five...
but instead I shall continue smoking and drinking my evening away whilst watching movies
FRIDAY NIGHT. SO EXCITING.
“Down there, she has a three o’clock shadow…like her snatch has been...”
– Dave Attel
when your hot broad friends are accidentally dirty...
and you’re sitting there going
with this look on your face desperately pretending
watching In The Company Of Men now
“Life is for the taking, is it not?”
it’s a very…guy movie. about how guys actually think. it some ways it’s amplified ridiculously to the point of obscenely over-the-top sexism and objectification — but in a way, that’s almost the point of it — that is how guys think, sometimes. a lot of the time, truth be told.
it’s a chilling movie in...
“the fact that you can say ‘I’m gonna drink a cup of black coffee and...”
– Gaz
the awkward moment when the cats are cuddling and...
WHAT, CATS. STEVE WINDOOD RULES.
it’s my father’s birthday today.
he’s twenty nine years older than me. thirty-one years older than his girlfriend. my grandfather, Firenzo, died on my father’s birthday and my father said it was the best present he ever got. I wonder if I’ll be the one who’ll end up killing my father, some day. father and son, after all, is a duel to the death. man must kill...
that horrible moment in Requiem when that song at...
ooof
I remember first time I saw this movie after the end I was all twitchy and “gah never doing drugs again”
not that…that actually held, but jesus criminy christ what a fuckin’ end to a movie
still get a little fuckin’ twitchy every time I see it, not like the first time, but fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu —
VACCERELLI DOES RESUMES WHILE WATCHING AMAZINGLY...
Requiem For A Dream time
“I don’t get it! You were wrong, I was right! Come back!”
– JD, Heathers
though currently it's spiked to hell-jesus and...
considering let my hair grow into some Gaius Baltar shit
also, seriously, am I the only one who’s read The Somnambulist and The Domino Boys? those are great fucking books! jesus.
