December 2010
thalliumtea-deactivated20110317 asked: What about faith?
enfuite asked: What do your morals consist of?
castellialmare-deactivated20120 asked: I'd hit that.
And I did.
And I did.
This Is How We Get Down, Get Down
Token Black John: wanna hear a bunch of niggas destroy our future?
Me: I don't think I'm capable of answering no to that question.
VACERELLI. FIST BUMP, YOU MOTHER FUCKER
mrsbro-:
FUCK YEAH BRO
Shitty lighting be damned!
princerandian-deactivated201209 asked: Talk about metafiction some. That might be fun.
thalliumtea-deactivated20110317 asked: Oh my how curious.
Evenin', gramps. How old do you feel tonight?
Evenin', gramps. How old do you feel tonight?
eyetothekaleidoscope asked: if i paid you a million dollars, would you fuck a raptor?
HEY! HEY! HEY YOU WITH THE KEYBOARD!
You see that question mark thingy right above the Mister Unpopular’s Masterpiece Theatre thing? HIT IT (formspring is dead anyway, let’s be honest)
“She had black hair like ravens
Crawling over her shoulders
All the way down”
– Morphine, All Wrong
November 2010
eyetothekaleidoscope asked: i've always wondered this. what happens when you're dating someone and you have to meet her parents? do you repress your true self or do their heads end up exploding?
Confessions Of A Dangerous Wardrobe
Me: Sad but true -- I've started acquiring those old-school, weird mid-eighties british new wave pinstripe oxfords with all the silly designs on them.
Jono: well, I'm proud of you.
Me: Really?
Jono: now your closet is thirty years behind the rest of us, as opposed to eighty.
This Loin Tastes Exceptionally Tender
THERE I AM on my way back from the job interview on my bike, riding along through the glorious Tenderloin on my way to my favorite tea shop with nary a care in the world and weird fifties music stuck in my head (as it so often is) when some giant homeless guy jumps out into the middle of the street and runs smack dab into my bike.
which knocks me off, and knocks him over, but then he gets back...
callmequell asked: ...Did someone just ask you out via Tumblr?
Job Interview In 45 Minutes
Shit just got REAL.
Time to put on my motherfuckin’ power tie, my motherfuckin’ fancy pinstripe trousers, my motherfuckin’ businessman-ass coat and get this goddamn show on the road. AW FUCK I FORGOT THE MOTHERFUCKIN’ DRESS SHIRT MOTHERFUCKER
Life You Are So Complicated With Your...
Am I “in it to win it”
or “in it to sin it” GOD I MEAN LIFE I MEAN WHAT THE HELL BRO WHO NEEDS AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS I JUST LIKE MY SHIT TO RHYME
ffairyprince asked: speaking of being ignored, currently happening. why don't we just date daniel at least i already know you're an asshole.
bones--mccoy asked: FUCK YEAH
p.s we still need to drank
p.s we still need to drank
bones--mccoy asked: I'm hoping I don't fall into any of those. I know for sure not the last one seeing as I have no career
Dating In The Bay
Here’s the three kinds of chicks I run into most often. I wish I were joking. I wish it weren’t all so categorical. But, by jove and by jiminy, it all too often is.
All too often.
1. The Hip-Hip-Hooray Denial
Total hipster chick. Covered in really pointless tattoos. Spends shitloads of time in the various parks with cheap beers. Has a bike. Has a dog. Has a shitty wardrobe with...
Chaos, Just Bloody Chaos
But then, what would life be like if you knew what the hell you were doing, where the hell you were going, ALL THE TIME?
Booooo-rrrriiiiiing
Perspectives
Token Black John: Yeah but I make shitty first impressions
Me: The first time I met you I was telling nigger jokes.
Token Black John: Yeah but that was hilarious
“The uneasy marriage of reason and nightmare which has dominated the 20th century...”
– J.G. Ballard
it’s like Prince had a baby with Goldfrapp...
legomymegos asked: When can we collaborate? Also, whisky + multiple writers drinking together = ???
I've been trying to figure that one out... not very often I get to communicate with those who are as crazy as I!!!
I've been trying to figure that one out... not very often I get to communicate with those who are as crazy as I!!!
There's That Pesky Word Again
“Hipster”. Let’s be honest; there’s no way to live in a major city anymore and not have a touch of what could be called hipsterism.
At this point, hipsters are so all-inclusive, omni-pervasive that it doesn’t matter what you’re wearing, what you’re listening to, what you’re smoking, what movie you’re gonna go see — at some point one of...
Back In The Saddle Again
Been thinking about doing writing again — had a serious short story stint awhile back wherein I was churning those things out daily (some good, some bad, some just me killing people with weird names, some BRILLIANT) but that kind of got short-circuited by a lot of work and a lot of personal life nonsense, not the least of which being the ongoing cataclysms that are my attempts at dating on...
elgaberino asked: Why do we need to qualify why Bruce Willis playing Bruce Willis being Bruce Willis is a good thing? Redundant, sir.
“This is not a book. This is libel, slander, defamation of character. This is not...”
– Henry Miller, Tropic Of Cancer
